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If you ever catch on fire, try to avoid seeing yourself in the mirror,...
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All human actions have one or more of these seven causes chance, nature, compulsion,...
Quote #19918
Patience, n. A minor form of dispair, disguised as a virtue.
Quote #19423
When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought...
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There are three side effects of acid. Enchanced long term memory, decreased short term...
Quote #5164
If we had no winter, the spring would not be so pleasant.
Quote #8592
Consult your dragon before you wager his hide.
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War is delightful to those who have not experienced it.
Quote #21930
If I knew what I was so anxious about, I wouldn’t be so anxious.
Quote #22363
The reason men oppose progress is not that they hate progress, but that they...