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If you tell a lie — tell a big one.
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Psychoanalysts are father confessors who like to listen to the sins of the father...
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Cogito ergo spud. – I think, therefore I yam
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You can’t depend on your judgment when your imagination is out of focus.
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Cats seem to go on the principle that it never does any harm to...
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I do not think myself to be a worm, and a grub, grass of...
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If the camel once get his nose in a tent, the body will soon...
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You do ill if you praise, but worse if you censure, what you do...
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A lawyer starts life giving 500 worth of law for 5 and ends giving...
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The man who has nothing to boast of but his illustrious ancestry is like...