Quote #33327
One reason I don’t drink is that I want to know when I am...
Quote #14628
If life were measured by accomplishments, most of us would die in infancy.
Quote #331
The very powerful and the very stupid have one thing in common. Instead of...
Quote #28159
If you’re an archaeologist, I bet it’s real embarrassing to put together a skull...
Quote #29605
There is no pleasure in having nothing to do the fun is in having...
Quote #2048
Life is anything that dies when you stomp on it.
Quote #1055
When you betray somebody else, you also betray yourself.
Quote #28042
Life is God’s joke on us. It’s our mission to figure out the punchline.
Quote #17941
The high minded man must care more for the truth than for what people...
Quote #1310
Music has charms to soothe the savage breast To soften rocks, or bend a...