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Ya know, if you treat every comic the way you treated me tonight, You...
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The tiger can’t change his spots. No, wait, he did Good for him
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I hate mankind, for I think of myself as one of the best of...
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Tolerance is another word for indifference.
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The superior man is modest in his speech, but exceeds in his actions.
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The fact speak for themselves.
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