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There must be quite a few things a hot bath won’t cure, but I...
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Most people would like to be delivered from temptation but would like it to...
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The day a person becomes a cynic is the day he loses his youth.
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Harry Yeah I called her up, she gave me a bunch of crap about...
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Fortune is like glass–the brighter the glitter, the more easily broken.
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I believe that all of us ought to retire relatively young.
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Life is too serious to be taken seriously.
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Fate chooses your relations, you choose your friends.
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God bears with the wicked, but not forever.
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Humor is not a postscript or an incidental afterthought it is a serious and...