Quote #19603
Sandy Carl I want you to kill all the gophers on the golf course...
Quote #19412
If a man’s mind becomes pure, his surroundings will also become pure.
Quote #24030
Do not remove a fly from your friend’s forehead with a hatchet.
Quote #23511
I wouldn’t trust Nixon from here to that phone.
Quote #28346
If you want to sue somebody, just get a little plastic skeleton and lay...
Quote #20826
Love is not love that alters when it alteration finds.
Quote #32788
Who was the guy who first looked at a cow and said, ‘I think...
Quote #25621
Quoting the act of repeating erroneously the words of another.
Quote #32178
Develop an attitude of gratitude, and give thanks for everything that happens to you,...
Quote #30118
What you have in your mind, your talents, your native abilities, no one can...