Quote #30739
Tourist, Rincewind had decided, meant idiot.
Quote #23490
The trouble with being poor is that it takes up all your time.
Quote #31036
However gradual the course of history, there must always be the day, even an...
Quote #2918
… and thereof do I repent: I only plucked an occasional flower when I...
Quote #1251
We must laugh before we are happy, for fear we die before we laugh...
Quote #30462
Just as there is a lower carelessness which means death to the soul, so...
Quote #15490
Our memories are card indexes consulted, and then put back in disorder by authorities...
Quote #32636
The public is a ferocious beast — one must either chain it up or...
Quote #32625
As long as people believe in absurdities, they will continue to commit atrocities.
Quote #28408
Whenever I open a door, I pull on the doorknob real hard, because isn’t...