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Comedy is acting out optimism.
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I once wanted to become an atheist, but I gave up – they have...
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You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things...
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Don’t you wish there were a knob on the TV to turn up the...
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Being plied with fine food always puts me in mind of the slammer, cause...
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The real measure of your wealth is how much you’d be worth if you...
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I have a very strong feeling that the opposite of love is not hate...
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We would often be sorry if our wishes were gratified.
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Get the facts, or the facts will get you. And when you get them,...
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Two things, well considered, would prevent many quarrels; first to have it well ascertained...