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Man…is a tame or civilized animal never the less, he requires proper instruction and...
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One only needs two tools in life: WD-40 to make things go, and duct...
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Do thou restrain the haughty spirit in thy breast, for better far is gentle...
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Art may make a suit of clothes: but nature must produce a man.
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We need anything politically important rationed out like Pez: small, sweet, and coming out...
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There aren’t any embarrassing questions–just embarrassing answers.
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Children have neither a past nor a future. Thus they enjoy the present– which...
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Every small, positive change we make in ourselves repays us in confidence in the...
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Do you want to know the secret of pain? If you just stop feeling...
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A true friend is the greatest of all blessings, and the one which we...