Quote #4342
In this world second thoughts, it seems, are best.
Quote #2103
The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about...
Quote #10416
As people do better, they start voting like Republicans- unless they have too much...
Quote #2814
It is now possible for a flight attendant to get a pilot pregnant.
Quote #4859
A very ancient and fish-like smell.
Quote #27623
Generally when there’s a lot of smoke…there’s just a whole lot more smoke.
Quote #27809
Crazy people who are productive are geniuses. Crazy people who are rich are eccentric....
Quote #11315
Anyone without a sense of humor is at the mercy of everyone else.
Quote #26885
I’d rather learn from one bird how to sing than to teach ten thousand...
Quote #25620
Abstainer. A weak man who yields to the temptation of denying himself a pleasure.