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Rumor is not always wrong. – from Life of Agricola
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All television is children’s television.
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He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
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Marriage is like paying an endless visit in your worst clothes.
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The true and solid peace of nations consists not in equality of arms, but...
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To cease smoking is the easiset thing I ever did. I ought to know,...
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People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working...
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Reason to rule but mercy to forgive The first is the law, the last...
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Whatever else an American believes or disbelieves about himself, he is absolutely sure he...
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Well, the telling of jokes is an art of its own, and it always...