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Each happiness of yesterday is a memory for tomorrow.
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The soul of this man is in his clothes.
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It is not the hours we put in on the job, it is what...
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The trouble with being punctual is that nobody’s there to appreciate it.
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When mom found my diaphram, I told her it was a bathing cap for...
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A fool and his money are soon parted.
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Laziness may appear attractive, but work gives satisfaction.
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I think that parents only get so offended by television because they rely on...
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There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the...