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As far as we can discern, the sole purpose of human existence is to...
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If American men are obsessed with money, American women are obsessed with weight. The...
Quote #32037
Two paradoxes are better than one they may even suggest a solution.
Quote #19599
To be worn out is to be renewed.
Quote #6507
I base most of my fashion sense on whether or not it itches.
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When President Bush invaded Iraq after 911 it was like Truman invading Mexico after...
Quote #3672
I first saw President Reagan as a foot, highly polished brown cordovan wagging merrily...
Quote #28036
It was from an old friend who thought he was dying. Anyway, he said,...
Quote #2437
The trouble with born-again Christians is that they are an even bigger pain the...
Quote #2271
Neurosis is the inability to tolerate ambiguity.