Quote #21867
Men are apt to offend (’tis true) where they find most goodness to forgive.
Quote #1391
To be able to fill leisure intelligently is the last product of civilization.
Quote #26738
Billy Almon has all of his inlaw and outlaws here this afternoon.
Quote #12864
To get something done, a committee should consist of no more than three men,...
Quote #21536
The best measure of a man’s honesty isn’t his income tax return. It’s the...
Quote #34823
I do not have a psychiatrist and I do not want one, for the...
Quote #14518
If God lived on earth, people would break his windows.
Quote #11266
Acting is a form of deception, and actors can mesmerize themselves almost as easily...
Quote #29011
The world is filled with violence. Because criminals carry guns, we decent law-abiding citizens...
Quote #24843
It’s hard to create humor because of the unfair competition from the real world.