Quote #1999
Vegetables are interesting but lack a sense of purpose when unaccompanied by a good...
Quote #30939
When the mouse laughs at the cat there is a hole nearby.
Quote #7908
You must not think me necessarily foolish because I am facetious, nor will I...
Quote #22270
The temptation shared by all forms of intelligence cynicism.
Quote #21709
You are young, my son, and, as the years go by, time will change...
Quote #28157
If your friend is already dead, and being eaten by vultures, I think it’s...
Quote #28219
If a kid asks where rain comes from, I think a cute thing to...
Quote #13885
There is no meaning to life except the meaning man gives to his life...
Quote #6497
Be you in what line of life you may, it will be amongst your...
Quote #28607
I have many regrets, and I’m sure everyone does. The stupid things you do,...