Ogden Nash Quote #29 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up.
Jack Handey Deep Thoughts Quote #28295 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Probably the earliest flyswatters were nothing more than some sort of striking surface attached...
Woody Allen Quote #802 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 His lack of education is more than compensated for by his keenly developed moral...
Antoine de Saint-Exupery Quote #16712 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it...
Charlotte Cushman, quoted in O Magazine, December 2003 Quote #10607 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 To try to be better is to be better.
The Talmud Quote #12834 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Hold no man responsible for what he says in his grief.
Mark Twain Quote #17774 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 Lord save us all from old age and broken health and a hope tree...
Vincent Canby Quote #33601 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 We are drawn to our television sets each April the way we are drawn...
W. Somerset Maugham Quote #23688 Author admin Date October 28, 2013 To regard the imagination as metaphysics is to think of it as part of...