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You have a wonderful child. Then, when he’s 13, gremlins carry him away and...
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Dr. Evil You know, I have one simple request. And that is to have...
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I wish I would have a real tragic love affair and get so bummed...
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War has become a luxury that only small nations can afford.
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Calamities are of two kinds misfortunes to ourselves, and good fortune to others.
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A government is the only known vessel that leaks from the top.
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Once you permit those who are convinced of their own superior rightness to censor...
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When you really trust someone, you have to be okay with not understanding some...
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We are suffering from too much sarcasm.
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We have flown the air like birds and swum the seas like fishes, but...