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The world of the happy is quite different from that of the unhappy.
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Exhilaration is that feeling you get just after a great idea hits you, and...
Quote #14049
Not only is there no God, but try getting a plumber on weekends.
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My mother had to send me to the movies with my birth certificate, so...
Quote #17437
A clever man commits no minor blunders.
Quote #17108
Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
Quote #19561
He who knows does not speak. He who speaks does not know.
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Whether he admits it or not, a man has been brought up to look...
Quote #34769
Listen, can you hear it Spring’s sweet cantata. The strains of grass pushing through...