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My theory has always been, that if we are to dream, the flatteries of...
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If you lived in the Dark Ages, and you were a catapult operator, I...
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If your sexual fantasies were truly of interest to others, they would no longer...
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Sometimes I wonder if men and women really suit each other. Perhaps they should...
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Life is pretty simple You do some stuff. Most fails. Some works. You do...
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Sometimes I lie awake at night, and I ask, “Where have I gone wrong?”...
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It is well, I die hard, but I am not afraid to go.
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Hateful to me as the gates of Hades is that man who hides one...
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Every year, if not every day, we have to wager our salvation upon some...