Quote #33872
I love those who yearn for the impossible.
Quote #17854
Go and surprise the whole country by doing something right.
Quote #4761
Politics is the art of the possible.
Quote #34303
A kleptomaniac is a person who helps himself because he can’t help himself.
Quote #34903
I have given two cousins to war and I stand ready to sacrifice my...
Quote #4391
Shall I crack any of those old jokes, master,At which the audience never fail...
Quote #21897
Do not the most moving moments of our lives find us all without words
Quote #12146
Give death a better name or die trying.
Quote #30088
We can be knowledgable with other men’s knowledge but we cannot be wise with...
Quote #19315
There’s no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working...