Quote #26280
I have built my organization upon fear.
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Humor is always based on a modicum of truth. Have you ever heard a...
Quote #25637
Marriage is our last, best chance to grow up.
Quote #20388
The essence of a general’s job is to assist in developing a clear sense...
Quote #22823
Watching football is like watching pornography. There’s plenty of action, and I can’t take...
Quote #32636
The public is a ferocious beast — one must either chain it up or...
Quote #5811
The object in life is not to be on the side of the majority,...
Quote #560
Whatever else can be said about sex, it cannot be called a dignified performance.
Quote #9820
You go back. You search for what made you happy when you were smaller....
Quote #1809
Laugh at yourself first, before anyone else can.