Quote #13273
Stupid is a boundless concept.
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Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam....
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Total absence of humor renders life impossible.
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As blushing will sometimes make a whore pass for a virtuous woman, so modesty...
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If you drink, don’t drive. Don’t even putt.
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Man is to himself the most wonderful object in nature; for he cannot conceive...
Quote #28800
I’m bilingual. I speak English and I speak educationese.
Quote #4213
When armies are mobilized and issues are joined,The man who is sorry over the...
Quote #18855
We fear death, yet we long for slumber and beautiful dreams.
Quote #21508
To me the meanest flower that blows can give Thoughts that do often lie...