Quote #375
I rely on my personality for birth control.
Quote #25581
Even a fool, when he holdeth his peace, is counted wise and he that...
Quote #28215
If you wear a toupee, why not let your friends try it on for...
Quote #6357
The palest ink is better than the best memory.
Quote #27808
Life is a continuous exercise in creative problem solving.
Quote #24650
The trouble with this country is that there are too many politicians who believe,...
Quote #11086
I would rather be the candidate of the NAACP than the NRA.
Quote #608
If you realize too acutely how valuable time it, you are too paralyzed to...
Quote #11902
If my answers frighten you then you should cease asking scary questions.
Quote #9909
Living is having ups and downs and sharing them with friends.