Quote #9537
Black holes are where God divided by zero.
Quote #7953
To the accountants, a true work of art is an investment that hangs on...
Quote #16473
Fascism is capitalism plus murder.
Quote #34679
A raise is like a martini it elevates the spirit, but only temporarily.
Quote #26764
Every man has one thing he can do better than anyone else–and usually it’s...
Quote #4024
Always behave like a duck – keep calm and unruffled on the surface but...
Quote #26938
The hottest places in hell are reserved for those who in times of great...
Quote #2213
On Thanksgiving Day all over America, families sit down to dinner at the same...
Quote #4308
The greatest griefs are those we cause ourselves.
Quote #7298
Just definitions either prevent or put an end to a dispute.