Quote #3367
You cannot depend on your eyes when your imagination is out of focus.
Quote #9873
Ya know, if you treated every comic the way you treated me tonight. You...
Quote #24583
If you see a snake, just kill it. Don’t appoint a committee on snakes.
Quote #2168
Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.
Quote #24178
All of us who are concerned for peace and triumph of reason and justice...
Quote #10450
It is by will alone that I set my mind in motion.
Quote #24575
Music is essentially useless, as life is but both have an ideal extension which...
Quote #13062
If knowledge can create problems, it is not through ignorance that we can solve...
Quote #4424
What is a friend? A single soul dwelling in two bodies.
Quote #13275
Ignorance and bungling with love are better than wisdom and skill without.