Quote #2851
A man in love is incomplete until he is married. Then he is finished.
Quote #26703
They’ve taken the foot off Johnny Grubb. Uh, they’ve taken the shoe off Johnny...
Quote #6117
Faith is a cop-out. If the only way you can accept an assertion is...
Quote #26715
The new Haitian baseball can’t weigh more than four ounces or less than five.
Quote #2242
Democracy is the art of running the circus from the monkey cage.
Quote #30135
America Where a man can say what he thinks, if he isn’t afraid of...
Quote #2304
Experience is the name everyone gives to their mistakes.
Quote #33337
No moral system can rest solely on authority.
Quote #19479
Sincere diplomacy is no more possible than dry water or wooden iron.
Quote #27997
The darkest hour in any man’s life is when he sits down to plan...