Quote #2496
Money is good for bribing yourself through the inconveniences of life.
Quote #13985
Feelings are real and legitimate; children behave and misbehave for a reason, even if...
Quote #28161
Instead of a Seeing Eye dog, what about a gun It’s cheaper than a...
Quote #11446
Do not insult the mother alligator until after you have crossed the river.
Quote #404
We want far better reasons for having children than not knowing how to prevent...
Quote #26271
Slow down and enjoy life. It’s not only the scenery you miss by going...
Quote #13410
A woman should never be trusted with money.
Quote #29122
Yesterday’s the past and tomorrow’s the future. Today is a gift – which is...
Quote #956
Not many people know this … but I happen to be famous.
Quote #22857
There are in fact two things, science and opinion the former begets knowledge, the...