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A woman is like a tea bag–you can’t tell how strong she is until...
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Traditions are the guideposts driven deep in our subconscious minds. The most powerful ones...
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Paranoia is a finer scale of reality.
Quote #5448
America is a vast conspiracy to make you happy.
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Self-respect is the cornerstone of all virtue.
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Humor distorts nothing, and only false gods are laughed off their pedestals.
Quote #13191
The secret of life is to appreciate the pleasure of being terribly, terribly deceived.
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If you ever teach a yodeling class, probably the hardest thing is to keep...
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Boys are capital fellows in their own way, among their mates but they are...
Quote #22276
We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a...