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There are plenty of good five-cent cigars in the country. The trouble is they...
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Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all other countries because...
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Ferris I asked for a car, I got a computer. How’s that for being...
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It is not the strongest of the species that survive, nor the most intelligent,...
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The married are those who have taken the terrible risk of intimacy and, having...
Quote #25872
Do not fear death so much, but rather the inadequate life.
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Where any one body of educated men, of whatever denomination, are condemned indiscriminately, there...
Quote #2097
Television is democracy at its ugliest.
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Better stop short than fill to the brim. Oversharpen the blade, and the edge...
Quote #17870
Against the assault of laughter, nothing can stand.