Quote #8310
A writer must refuse to allow himself to be transformed into an institution.
Quote #23271
Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
Quote #2623
I enjoy being a highly overpaid actor.
Quote #20499
The true way to soften one’s troubles is to solace those of others.
Quote #19349
The income tax has made more liars out of the American people than golf...
Quote #26887
Friends are those rare people who ask how we are and then wait to...
Quote #19430
Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered...
Quote #20433
In the long run, men hit only what they aim at. Therefore, they had...
Quote #653
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.
Quote #28406
If you’re at a Thanksgiving dinner, but you don’t like the stuffing or the...