Quote #12192
He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
Quote #1783
Wit is so shining a quality that everybody admires it; most people aim at...
Quote #22684
There are worse things than getting a call for the wrong number at 4...
Quote #16257
Humor can be dissected as a frog can, but the thing dies in the...
Quote #5917
Diversity is the one true thing we all have in common. Celebrate it every...
Quote #1249
O, throw away the worser part of it, And live the purer with the...
Quote #32370
Many a man thinks he has an open mind, when it’s merely vacant.
Quote #15351
Friendship is a living thing that lasts only as long as it is nourished...
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The reason there are two senators for each state is so that one can...
Quote #3344
He will always be a slave who does not know how to live upon...