Quote #13216
Spontaneous kindness is to hipsters as high beams are to deer.
Quote #6733
Everyone is born with genius, but most people only keep it a few minutes.
Quote #28243
I bet a fun thing would be to go way back in time to...
Quote #20791
Dr. Evil I demand the sum… OF 1 MILLION DOLLARS.
Quote #5347
I am loving before I am patriotic: I am human before I am American.
Quote #34180
Keep on going and the chances are you will stumble on something, perhaps when...
Quote #32739
If you don’t know where you are going. How can you expect to get...
Quote #33681
There are days when solitude, for someone my age, is a heady wine that...
Quote #23988
Human beings are compelled to live within a lie, but they can be compelled...
Quote #26951
Man is descended from a hairy, tailed quadruped, probably arboreal in its habits.