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Smoking is one of the leading causes of statistics.
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Civilization has been thrust upon me… and it has not added one whit to...
Quote #6998
Our span of life is brief, but is long enough for us to live...
Quote #25104
Hear the other side.
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If you want to get across an idea, wrap it up in a person.
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Not merely an absence of noise, Real Silence begins when a reasonable being withdraws...
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Fleas can be taught nearly anything a congressman can.
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Prince Akeem Oh, it was a most amazing game. The Giants of New York...
Quote #23217
I have never been able to conceive how any rational being could propose happiness...
Quote #25152
Oh do not attack me with your watch. A watch is always too fast...