Quote #544
I believe in censorship. I made a fortune out of it.
Quote #20070
I don’t deserve this award, but I have arthritis and I don’t deserve that...
Quote #9207
People who drink to drown their sorrow should be told that sorrow knows how...
Quote #27224
If anyone attempts to hall down the American flag shoot him on the spot.
Quote #3225
Coincidences are spiritual puns.
Quote #31175
To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.
Quote #25679
Don’t set your wit against a child.
Quote #6141
A fine quotation is a diamond on the finger of a man of wit,...
Quote #21485
I’ve developed a new philosophy… I only dread one day at a time.
Quote #13777
Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent.