Quote #46
Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.
Quote #31002
You can’t turn back the clock. But you can wind it up again.
Quote #25707
Having children is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
Quote #27142
Some people don’t get it when I’m being sarcastic.
Quote #20910
So full of artless jealousy is guilt, It spills itself in fearing to be...
Quote #32879
It’s the soul’s duty to be loyal to its own desires. It must abandon...
Quote #3727
A technique succeeds in mathematical physics, not by a clever trick, or a happy...
Quote #30037
The aim of the college, for the individual student, is to eliminate the need...
Quote #19483
Acting is a masochistic form of exhibitionism. It is not quite the occupation of...
Quote #19430
Making fun of born-again Christians is like hunting dairy cows with a high powered...