Quote #1819
I do not care to belong to a club that accepts people like me...
Quote #29023
Although rumors persist to the contrary, there were no deaths while making the movie...
Quote #4289
If you would be pungent, be brief; for it is with words as with...
Quote #26285
I’ve been accused of every death except the casualty list of the World War.
Quote #2186
I have seen the hippopotamus, both asleep and awake; and I can assure you...
Quote #31613
Next to power without honor, the most dangerous thing in the world is power...
Quote #22219
He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from...
Quote #31984
Happiness is an imaginary condition, formerly attributed by the living to the dead, now...
Quote #28980
As an atheist you have to rationalize things… Then you have to try and...
Quote #7122
The wise man carries his possessions within him.