Quote #3792
If men menstruated, they would brag about how much and for how long.
Quote #28275
Laurie got offended that I used the word ‘puke.’ But to me, that’s what...
Quote #8318
Do you think that the things people make fools of themselves about are any...
Quote #13215
Why should I buy expensive art when I can make my own.
Quote #3953
No man ever listened himself out of a job.
Quote #1410
The good or ill of a man lies within his own will.
Quote #22087
Do not compute the totality of your poultry population until all the manifestations of...
Quote #28558
The fundamental evil of the world arose from the fact that the good Lord...
Quote #34067
America is therefore the land of the future, where, in the ages that lie...
Quote #653
Our constitution protects aliens, drunks and U.S. Senators.