Quote #934
I never did give them hell. I just told the truth, and they thought...
Quote #2875
The Puritans gave thanks for being preserved from the Indians, and we give thanks...
Quote #28789
All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
Quote #33520
It isn’t kind to cultivate a friendship just so one will have an audience.
Quote #12158
A pessimist is one who makes difficulties of his opportunities and an optimist is...
Quote #10918
Dont get married, just find someone you dont like and buy them a house.
Quote #33589
Do you realize if it weren’t for Edison we’d be watching TV by candlelight
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These are the soul’s changes. I don’t believe in aging. I believe in forever...
Quote #3106
The richer your friends, the more they will cost you.
Quote #34515
Computers make it easier to do a lot of things, but most of the...