Quote #27621
Nothing shocks me. I’m a scientist.
Quote #3900
Before you contradict an old man, my fair friend, you should endeavor to understand...
Quote #31159
The streets are safe in Philadelphia, it’s only the people who make them unsafe.
Quote #26412
The most wasted day of all is that on which we have not laughed.
Quote #1806
There is nothing wrong with sobriety in moderation.
Quote #1384
At the worst, a house unkept cannot be so distressing as a life unlived.
Quote #28655
Laughing at our mistakes can lengthen our own life. Laughing at someone else’s can...
Quote #11176
A friend is one before whom I may think aloud.
Quote #17758
We have a criminal jury system which is superior to any in the world...
Quote #26291
Young men think old men are fools but old men know young men are...