Quote #34472
Don’t be a fool and die for your country. Let the other sonofabitch die...
Quote #15216
Our health always seems much more valuable after we lose it.
Quote #11024
I am the lizard king. I can do anything.
Quote #12760
God made man because He loves stories.
Quote #1131
As far as we know, our computer has never had an undetected error.
Quote #17601
I firmly believe that any man’s finest hour, the greatest fulfillment of all that...
Quote #11960
It is as natural to die as to be born; and to a little...
Quote #6667
Santa Claus has the right idea; visit people once a year.
Quote #15017
Forgive thyself little, and others much.
Quote #25759
You need more fact in the dangerous art of giving presents than in any...