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On my income tax 1040 it says ‘Check this box if you are blind.’...
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Lloyd There’s really nothing to worry about Mary. Statistically they say you’re more likely...
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Goto, n.: A programming tool that exists to allow structured programmers to complain about...
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The noun of self becomes a verb. This flashpoint of creation in the present...
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Children might or might not be a blessing, but to create them and then...
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Never give advice unless asked.
Quote #19801
It’s faith in something and enthusiasm for something that makes life worth living.
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Most men who are not married by the age of thirty-five are either homosexual...
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It’s easy to cry ‘bug’ when the truth is that you’ve got a complex...
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The best friend is the man who in wishing me well wishes it for...