Quote #12571
Life is like a sewer… what you get out of it depends on what...
Quote #4854
From the still-vexed Bermoothes.
Quote #27841
Real poverty is less a state of income than a state of mind.
Quote #16033
A great fortune in the hands of a fool is a great misfortune.
Quote #26871
To read a newspaper is to refrain from reading something worthwhile. The first discipline...
Quote #3667
1. At the rise of the hand of the policeman, stop rapidly. Do not...
Quote #11201
A half-truth is a whole lie.
Quote #5235
If you never did, you should. These things are fun and fun is good!
Quote #25726
Nature gave men two ends — one to sit on, and one to think...
Quote #32398
The tongue weighs practically nothing, But so few people can hold it.