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We are just an advanced breed of monkeys on a minor planet of a...
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Friends have all things in common.
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To ask advice is in nine cases out of ten to tout for flattery.
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In the desert a fountain is springing, In the wide waste there still is...
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Unquestionably, there is progress. The average American now pays out twice as much in...
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We ought to do good to others as simply as a horse runs, or...
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Everybody believes in something and everybody, by virtue of the fact that they believe...
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It is always the best policy to tell the truth, unless, of course, you...
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The trouble with normal is it only gets worse.