Quote #6726
Absolute faith corrupts as absolutely as absolute power.
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Life is truly known only to those who suffer, lose, endure adversity and stumble...
Quote #32892
Brains are like sponges… If allowed to remain moist for too long they become...
Quote #13180
These are bagpipes. I understand the inventor of the bagpipes was inspired when he...
Quote #14206
To live content with small means, to seek elegance rather than luxury, and refinement...
Quote #26559
He who knows he is a fool is not the biggest fool He who...
Quote #2333
Egotism is the anesthetic given by a kindly nature to relieve the pain of...
Quote #11697
What one has not experienced, one will never understand in print.
Quote #33708
I think it’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line...
Quote #2556
For the preservation of chastity, an empty and rumbling stomach and fevered lungs are...