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Idleness, like kisses, to be sweet must be stolen.
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If you want to make certain a job gets done, give it to somebody...
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If you wish to succeed in life, make perseverance your bosom friend, experience your...
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Sometimes when I feel like killing someone, I do a little trick to calm...
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All that Hubert needs over there is a gal to answer the phone and...
Quote #23417
I celebrate myself, and sing myself.
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Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their...
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One problem with gazing too frequently into the past is that we may turn...
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Only barbarians are not curious about where they come from, how they came to...
Quote #32865
I hate television. I hate it as much as I hate peanuts. But I...