Quote #23325
The thought of being president frightens me. I do not think I want the...
Quote #565
I am one of those unhappy persons who inspire bores to the greatest flights...
Quote #33867
There is never enough time, unless you’re serving it.
Quote #2223
Contraceptives should be used on every conceivable occasion.
Quote #6584
The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of...
Quote #34068
Honesty pays, but it doesn’t seem to pay enough to suit some people.
Quote #19019
Science has not yet taught us if madness is or is not the sublimity...
Quote #9708
Just what is it that America stands for? If she stands for one thing...
Quote #28330
If you’re a young Mafia gangster out on your first date, I bet it’s...