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From there to here, and here to there, funny things are everywhere.
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We must not indulge in unfavorable views of mankind, since by doing it we...
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At first people refuse to believe that a strange new thing can be done,...
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We trained hard, but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form...
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Politicians are interested in people. Not that it is always a virtue. Fleas are...
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One of the illusions of life is that the present hour is not the...
Quote #23956
Always listen to experts. They’ll tell you what can’t be done and why. Then...
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Football is a mistake. It combines the two worst elements of American life. Violence...
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The road to Easy Street goes through the sewer.
Quote #13834
Sometimes when you look in his eyes you get the feeling that someone else...