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For four-fifths of our history, our planet was populated by pond scum.
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From the way Denny’s shaking his head, he’s either got an injured shoulder or...
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We can now prove that large numbers of Americans are dying from sitting on...
Quote #9050
I always deserve the best treatment because I never put up with any other.
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What is love? As far as I can tell, is is passion, admiration, and...
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Nature abhors a hero. For one thing, he violates the law of conservation of...
Quote #27051
The better I get to know men, the more I find myself loving dogs.
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Never miss a chance to keep your mouth shut.
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Tonight-to you, the great silent majority of my fellow Americans-I ask for your support....
Quote #20505
It is better to die on your feet than to live on your knees