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Bed is the poor man’s opera.
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No pessimist ever discovered the secret of the stars or sailed an uncharted land,...
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I always consider the settlement of America with reverence and wonder, as the opening...
Quote #26411
All that I’ve learned, I’ve forgotten. The little I still know, I’ve guessed.
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I would rather see the portrait of a dog that I know, than all...
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And thus I clothe my naked villainy With old odd ends, stol’n forth of...
Quote #26719
Montreal leads Atlanta by three, 5-1.
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If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a...
Quote #16531
Jokes of the proper kind, properly told, can do more to enlighten questions of...
Quote #29320
I’d give Charles Darwin videotapes of ‘Geraldo,’ ‘Beavis and Butt-head’ and ‘The McLaughlin Group.’...