Quote #1377
We improve ourselves by victories over ourself. There must be contests, and you must...
Quote #14649
None of us are responsible for all the things that happen to us, but...
Quote #24488
He has an oar in every man’s boat, and a finger in every pie.
Quote #9456
The problem with the world is that everyone is a few drinks behind.
Quote #12090
Once a man has some money, peace begins to sound good to him.
Quote #1788
Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same
Quote #23873
Playing football in the morning is like eating cabbage for breakfast.
Quote #18984
Intense feeling too often obscures the truth.
Quote #19925
Cabbage A familiar kitchen-garden vegetable about as large and wise as a man’s head.
Quote #20244
The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.